1 00:01:11,040 --> 00:01:13,668 Give me an "H"! Give me an "A"! Give me an "R"! 2 00:01:13,776 --> 00:01:17,177 Give me an "O"! Give me an "L"! Give me a "D"! 3 00:01:17,279 --> 00:01:20,407 - Yeah, Harold! Yea! - Ah! 4 00:01:20,516 --> 00:01:22,814 Yeah.! That-a-boy.! All right.! 5 00:01:22,918 --> 00:01:24,852 - Yeah.! All right.! - Ah! 6 00:01:24,954 --> 00:01:27,320 That-a-boy.! All right, Harold.! 7 00:01:27,423 --> 00:01:30,881 All right! The pride of Benjamin High. He eludes a tackler. 8 00:01:30,993 --> 00:01:34,087 - Yeah! - He sees an opening. He slithers through the line. 9 00:01:34,196 --> 00:01:36,187 And then he penetrates the hole. 10 00:01:36,298 --> 00:01:38,198 There he goes! He scores! Yea! 11 00:01:38,300 --> 00:01:41,133 You won it all, Harold! Are you ready to put it between the uprights? 12 00:01:41,237 --> 00:01:43,137 Yeah! 13 00:01:43,239 --> 00:01:45,503 - Are those the reporters? - It's MaryJo from Channel 6. 14 00:01:45,608 --> 00:01:48,839 - She's come to evaluate your performance. - I'm ready. 15 00:01:48,944 --> 00:01:51,674 I know. I can feel it. I'll go start the shower, swivel hips. 16 00:01:51,780 --> 00:01:54,408 Yea! Yea! Harold! All right! 17 00:01:54,517 --> 00:01:56,985 Yea.! 18 00:02:10,699 --> 00:02:12,428 Did MaryJo get anything out of y- 19 00:02:56,245 --> 00:02:58,805 - Hello. - It's done. 20 00:03:17,766 --> 00:03:19,666 Hello, p-police? 21 00:03:19,768 --> 00:03:22,259 Yeah. Uh, police, it's awful. Just awful. 22 00:03:22,371 --> 00:03:24,339 A man's been shot. 23 00:03:24,440 --> 00:03:28,638 Where? Oh, oh. Uh, it's 2245 North Comstock. 24 00:03:28,744 --> 00:03:30,803 Number 304. 25 00:03:30,913 --> 00:03:33,347 Yeah. Who am I? 26 00:03:34,450 --> 00:03:37,385 I'm a concerned citizen. Please hurry! 27 00:03:42,691 --> 00:03:45,455 - He's dead. - Nothing gets past you, does it, Bernard? 28 00:03:45,561 --> 00:03:48,325 Are you just gonna sit there, or are you gonna help me move him? 29 00:03:48,430 --> 00:03:51,729 - Move him where? - Out of my living room at least. 30 00:03:51,834 --> 00:03:54,826 Well, then what are we gonna do with him? 31 00:03:54,937 --> 00:03:57,599 Oh, no! 32 00:04:09,118 --> 00:04:12,747 I don't even believe what is happening. 33 00:04:12,855 --> 00:04:14,755 We're doomed. 34 00:04:14,857 --> 00:04:17,519 I'll never graduate now. 35 00:04:17,626 --> 00:04:19,526 Life's over. 36 00:04:19,628 --> 00:04:23,359 My neighbors went camping for a couple of days. We can put the body in their condo. 37 00:04:23,465 --> 00:04:26,866 - Come on. Grab a leg. - We're dead. That's it. We're dead. 38 00:04:26,969 --> 00:04:29,995 We will be if we don't move him. Now, come on. Grab a leg! 39 00:04:34,043 --> 00:04:36,136 I'm not real good with death. 40 00:04:39,348 --> 00:04:41,816 - What'd he say? 304? - Yeah. 41 00:04:41,917 --> 00:04:44,385 Keep that door open. Start a door-to-door. 42 00:04:47,022 --> 00:04:49,013 Police! Open up! 43 00:04:56,565 --> 00:04:59,295 - Davis, you want to check the upstairs? - Yeah. I'll get it. 44 00:04:59,401 --> 00:05:01,733 - No sign here. - Are you sure it was 304? 45 00:05:01,837 --> 00:05:03,805 That's what he said. 46 00:05:05,341 --> 00:05:07,275 Anything up there? 47 00:05:07,376 --> 00:05:09,276 Not a thing. 48 00:05:09,378 --> 00:05:12,313 All right. Let's go. Looks like a false alarm. 49 00:05:12,414 --> 00:05:15,850 - What do you make of all this? - I don't know. Maybe it's down the hall. 50 00:05:28,063 --> 00:05:30,156 Ah. You know, you amaze me, Laura. 51 00:05:30,265 --> 00:05:32,460 How someone can find so much paperwork to do... 52 00:05:32,568 --> 00:05:36,004 when there's scarcely a case on the desk fairly boggles the mind. 53 00:05:36,105 --> 00:05:39,336 The job isn't done until the paperwork is finished, Mr. Steele. 54 00:05:39,441 --> 00:05:41,671 Mmm. 55 00:05:41,777 --> 00:05:45,372 I, uh- I understand there's a quaint little island just offshore... 56 00:05:45,481 --> 00:05:48,109 where they- they never heard of paperwork, huh? 57 00:05:48,217 --> 00:05:50,117 Catalina, I believe it's called. 58 00:05:50,219 --> 00:05:52,619 And it just so happens there's an acquaintance of mine... 59 00:05:52,721 --> 00:05:55,622 who has generously offered the services of his whirlybird for the evening. 60 00:05:55,724 --> 00:05:57,817 I thought we might, uh... 61 00:05:57,926 --> 00:06:00,121 take it out for a spin, as it were. 62 00:06:00,229 --> 00:06:01,924 - Catalina? - Mmm. 63 00:06:02,030 --> 00:06:04,328 - Whirlybird? - Mmm. 64 00:06:04,433 --> 00:06:06,401 Hmm. 65 00:06:11,173 --> 00:06:13,164 I guess that about wraps things up. 66 00:06:24,353 --> 00:06:26,253 Hi, Aunt Mildred. 67 00:06:26,355 --> 00:06:30,314 Bernard! Oh! Hi, kiddo! 68 00:06:30,426 --> 00:06:33,293 What are you doing down here? What a surprise. 69 00:06:33,395 --> 00:06:35,761 I had some business in L.A. 70 00:06:35,864 --> 00:06:38,526 Ooh. Mr. Steele, Miss Holt... 71 00:06:38,634 --> 00:06:41,194 - this is my nephew Bernard from Seattle. - Oh. 72 00:06:41,303 --> 00:06:44,636 - We've heard nothing but great things about you, Bernard. - Mmm. 73 00:06:45,908 --> 00:06:48,433 Oh, he's got straight A's at U.C. Santa Barbara. 74 00:06:48,544 --> 00:06:50,671 Oh, yeah. Quite the entrepreneur, I believe. 75 00:06:50,779 --> 00:06:54,215 - Well- - Oh. Are you kidding? 76 00:06:54,316 --> 00:06:57,479 He could buy and sell Wall Street if he wasn't such an honest kid. 77 00:06:57,586 --> 00:06:59,486 Oh. 78 00:06:59,588 --> 00:07:02,022 I've always had a soft part in my heart for profit-makers. 79 00:07:02,124 --> 00:07:04,615 - Remington Steele Investigations. - Your aunt just brought us... 80 00:07:04,726 --> 00:07:06,626 another one of your surefire deals. 81 00:07:06,728 --> 00:07:11,825 Oh, well, even surefire deals have been known to end up dead on their feet. 82 00:07:11,934 --> 00:07:13,993 It's for you, Bernard. 83 00:07:14,102 --> 00:07:18,232 - Someone named Clarissa. - Uh, excuse me. 84 00:07:18,340 --> 00:07:20,900 Thank you. Hello. 85 00:07:21,009 --> 00:07:23,910 - He's something else, isn't he? - Yes. He is indeed, Mildred. 86 00:07:24,012 --> 00:07:26,480 - I love that kid. - We've got trouble. 87 00:07:26,582 --> 00:07:29,574 My neighbor's camping trip just got rained on. They're coming home now. 88 00:07:32,488 --> 00:07:36,151 What are we gonna do with the body? 89 00:07:37,659 --> 00:07:40,651 He always was a happy kid. 90 00:07:42,297 --> 00:07:44,492 I don't know. What do you think? 91 00:07:44,600 --> 00:07:47,194 You're the college kid. You think of something. 92 00:07:54,343 --> 00:07:56,903 What do you mean you're not going to pay me? 93 00:07:57,012 --> 00:08:00,504 You owe me $15,000. 94 00:08:00,616 --> 00:08:02,641 - Tell him, Morty. - W- 95 00:08:03,986 --> 00:08:06,648 Uh, our- 96 00:08:06,755 --> 00:08:09,280 Our problem, Mr. Silver... 97 00:08:09,391 --> 00:08:11,723 seems to be that... 98 00:08:11,827 --> 00:08:13,954 well, there's no proof of Mr. Delanian's death. 99 00:08:15,964 --> 00:08:18,831 I stood as close to Delanian... 100 00:08:18,934 --> 00:08:21,869 as I am standing to you right now. 101 00:08:22,905 --> 00:08:25,396 I pulled out my. 38. 102 00:08:26,508 --> 00:08:28,772 I screwed on the silencer. 103 00:08:30,712 --> 00:08:33,738 And I pointed it at him, and I calmly- 104 00:08:33,849 --> 00:08:36,079 I- It's not that we don't believe you, Mr. Silver. 105 00:08:36,184 --> 00:08:38,311 Oh, God. Please don't shoot me. 106 00:08:38,420 --> 00:08:40,320 Then what's the problem, Morty? 107 00:08:41,523 --> 00:08:45,084 What do we have to do? Spell it out for you? 108 00:08:45,193 --> 00:08:48,822 We hired you to take Delanian out by noon tomorrow. 109 00:08:48,931 --> 00:08:51,297 What good does it do us if nobody knows he's dead? 110 00:08:51,400 --> 00:08:54,392 Uh, technically speaking, Mr. Silver, she is correct. 111 00:08:54,503 --> 00:08:57,199 This is not the way it works. 112 00:08:57,306 --> 00:08:59,206 I'm a professional. 113 00:08:59,308 --> 00:09:01,435 You hired me to kill Delanian. 114 00:09:01,543 --> 00:09:03,511 I killed Delanian. 115 00:09:03,612 --> 00:09:06,740 That means you owe me $15,000. 116 00:09:06,848 --> 00:09:09,442 Don't try to bully us, buster. 117 00:09:09,551 --> 00:09:12,019 You won't get one red cent out of us... 118 00:09:12,120 --> 00:09:16,056 until we read about Delanian's death- in headlines. 119 00:09:16,158 --> 00:09:20,094 And if it's not done by tomorrow, you're fired. 120 00:09:26,268 --> 00:09:28,930 Ah, Catalina, here we come.! 121 00:09:29,037 --> 00:09:30,937 What's the rush, Mr. Steele? 122 00:09:31,039 --> 00:09:34,202 Face it. Anytime we've tempted fate before, it's been anything but cooperative. 123 00:09:34,309 --> 00:09:36,402 Shall we get out of here? The sooner the better. 124 00:09:36,511 --> 00:09:39,810 Have I got a surprise for you. Show 'em, Bernard. 125 00:09:39,915 --> 00:09:43,373 He got us tickets to Sinatra's last performance tonight at the Greek Theatre. 126 00:09:43,485 --> 00:09:45,385 Isn't that fantastic? 127 00:09:45,487 --> 00:09:48,456 I wanted to do something special because you've been so good to Aunt Mildred. 128 00:09:48,557 --> 00:09:51,390 Oh, Bernard. That's awfully nice of you, but Miss Holt and I- 129 00:09:51,493 --> 00:09:53,484 We-We'd like nothing more. 130 00:09:53,595 --> 00:09:56,689 - Thank you, Bernard. - Oh, it's my pleasure. Believe me. 131 00:09:56,798 --> 00:09:58,698 We'd better hurry. Oh. Oh, Mr. Steele... 132 00:09:58,800 --> 00:10:01,064 do you mind if Bernard stays here until we get back? 133 00:10:01,169 --> 00:10:03,069 I could only get three tickets. 134 00:10:03,171 --> 00:10:05,901 Besides, I've got a big midterm coming up that I really should study for. 135 00:10:06,008 --> 00:10:07,908 Oh, he's so diligent. 136 00:10:08,010 --> 00:10:11,468 Oh. Make yourself at home, Bernard. Yes. 137 00:10:11,580 --> 00:10:13,480 - Oh, thanks. Thanks a lot. - See you later. 138 00:10:13,582 --> 00:10:15,482 Bye. Have a good time. 139 00:10:15,584 --> 00:10:17,552 Oh, yes, we will, Bernard. We will. 140 00:10:17,653 --> 00:10:19,621 - I'm glad you could use the tickets. - Oh, yes. 141 00:10:19,721 --> 00:10:22,053 Okay. 142 00:10:28,830 --> 00:10:30,855 What's this? 143 00:10:30,966 --> 00:10:33,662 I was trying to make him look inconspicuous. 144 00:10:33,769 --> 00:10:38,763 A dead man sitting in a convertible smoking a cigarette is inconspicuous? 145 00:10:38,874 --> 00:10:40,865 So, my hearse is on back order. 146 00:10:40,976 --> 00:10:44,343 The least you could've done is gotten rid of his shoulder pads. 147 00:10:48,083 --> 00:10:50,051 Oh. 148 00:10:55,490 --> 00:10:59,221 - Let's just get him upstairs before anybody sees us. - Right. 149 00:11:03,865 --> 00:11:07,164 Good old Uncle Harold, eh? One drink too many, and he's out like a light. 150 00:11:07,269 --> 00:11:09,362 Oh, but he loves these costume parties. 151 00:11:25,187 --> 00:11:29,385 You mean to tell me we only have this place for another three or four hours? 152 00:11:29,491 --> 00:11:32,619 We can't keep lugging this guy all over town, you know. 153 00:11:32,728 --> 00:11:35,891 Hey. I said I had a plan, didn't I? 154 00:11:38,066 --> 00:11:40,000 What's Jill's number? 155 00:11:40,102 --> 00:11:42,195 Bernard, this really isn't the time to party. 156 00:11:42,304 --> 00:11:45,296 - What's her number? - 555-6349. 157 00:11:48,977 --> 00:11:51,878 Hi, Jill? Bernard. 158 00:11:51,980 --> 00:11:54,312 No. Don't worry. You're not being audited. 159 00:11:54,416 --> 00:11:57,442 Um, listen. You know that steamer trunk that you've got? 160 00:11:57,552 --> 00:11:59,452 Yeah. Yeah. That's the one. 161 00:11:59,554 --> 00:12:05,117 Bring it over to 5994 Rossmore, Apartment "A," right away. 162 00:12:05,227 --> 00:12:07,127 Don't- Don't ask why. 163 00:12:07,229 --> 00:12:09,527 Bernard, what are you doing? 164 00:12:12,901 --> 00:12:16,667 Hollywood, please. Yeah. Uh, Speedy Express. 165 00:12:18,707 --> 00:12:21,039 Thank you. 166 00:12:27,549 --> 00:12:30,109 H- Hello, Speedy Express? 167 00:12:30,218 --> 00:12:35,019 Yeah. Uh, how soon can you get a steamer trunk to Santa Barbara? 168 00:12:35,123 --> 00:12:40,652 Weight? Uh, about 180 pounds. 169 00:12:40,762 --> 00:12:44,129 Yeah. It's 5994 Rossmore... 170 00:12:44,232 --> 00:12:46,894 fifth floor, Apartment "A." 171 00:12:48,203 --> 00:12:50,694 Well, can- can you be here in an hour? 172 00:12:50,806 --> 00:12:54,207 Oh, terrific. Thanks. Yeah. Don't be late. 173 00:12:57,946 --> 00:13:00,471 We're sending your brother a belated Christmas present. 174 00:13:00,582 --> 00:13:03,642 Bernard, I like your style. 175 00:13:08,990 --> 00:13:11,322 Somebody's early. 176 00:13:15,964 --> 00:13:18,797 - Oh, Bernard. - Aunt Mildred. Miss Holt. What happened? 177 00:13:18,900 --> 00:13:21,334 - The concert was rained out. - Rain? 178 00:13:21,436 --> 00:13:23,370 It's an outdoor theater, Bernard. 179 00:13:23,471 --> 00:13:27,407 - Poor Frank never got to finish "It's a Foggy Day. " - Who's she? 180 00:13:27,509 --> 00:13:29,409 Who's she? Oh. 181 00:13:29,511 --> 00:13:32,173 Uh, Aunt Mildred, Miss Holt, Mr. Steele... 182 00:13:32,280 --> 00:13:34,180 this is Clarissa. 183 00:13:34,282 --> 00:13:38,946 - She, uh, came over to help me with my Latin. - Glad to meet you. 184 00:13:39,054 --> 00:13:42,114 Excuse me. I've gotta check in. 185 00:13:44,125 --> 00:13:46,559 - Oh. - Uh, she's a tutor. 186 00:13:48,763 --> 00:13:51,231 Hi. Sure, I remember you. 187 00:13:51,333 --> 00:13:53,233 The trampoline. 188 00:13:53,335 --> 00:13:55,633 Right. 189 00:13:55,737 --> 00:13:58,262 And a gymnast too. 190 00:13:58,373 --> 00:14:00,273 - Ah. - Mm-hmm. 191 00:14:00,375 --> 00:14:03,208 Well, uh, I'll hang up the coats. Hmm. 192 00:14:03,311 --> 00:14:05,438 No. No, no, no. Please. Please, allow me! 193 00:14:05,547 --> 00:14:08,141 Come on, Bernard. There's no sense in both of us getting damp. 194 00:14:08,250 --> 00:14:10,343 Out of the way, son. There you go. 195 00:14:12,420 --> 00:14:16,584 Regardless of the outcome, Bernard, the- the tickets were a lovely gesture. 196 00:14:17,626 --> 00:14:20,288 - Bernard. - Bernard. 197 00:14:20,395 --> 00:14:23,421 Hmm? What? Uh, Latin. 198 00:14:29,104 --> 00:14:32,403 Bernard, can I have a word with you? 199 00:14:39,381 --> 00:14:42,976 I realize you college kids are given to pranks now and then... 200 00:14:43,084 --> 00:14:47,248 but don't you think a dead quarterback in my bathtub is a little bit excessive? 201 00:14:47,355 --> 00:14:51,086 Please, Mr. Steele. I swear there's a good explanation. 202 00:14:51,192 --> 00:14:54,423 Just, whatever you do, don't let Aunt Mildred find out. 203 00:14:56,998 --> 00:15:00,365 - Good point. I'll get rid of her. - Bless you, Mr. Steele. 204 00:15:02,570 --> 00:15:05,038 Just as soon as she's gone, Bernard... 205 00:15:05,140 --> 00:15:08,598 you and your Latin tutor have a lot of explaining to do. 206 00:15:08,710 --> 00:15:10,678 Understand? 207 00:15:10,779 --> 00:15:12,770 Go. 208 00:15:19,154 --> 00:15:21,315 - Is anything wrong, boss? - Oh, no, no, no. 209 00:15:21,423 --> 00:15:25,883 I just wanted to thank Bernard personally for his little surprise. 210 00:15:27,996 --> 00:15:30,055 It's the thought that counts. 211 00:15:33,234 --> 00:15:35,759 - Oh, hello. - Oh, hi, gorgeous. 212 00:15:35,870 --> 00:15:38,498 - Hi. - Hi, Bernard. Hi, Clarissa. 213 00:15:40,842 --> 00:15:44,334 - Who are they? - My study group. 214 00:15:45,647 --> 00:15:47,478 Oh. 215 00:15:49,684 --> 00:15:51,811 It's mine. Can I use your phone, please? 216 00:15:51,920 --> 00:15:54,150 Please. Go right ahead. Yeah. Sure. 217 00:15:54,255 --> 00:15:56,223 Popular group. 218 00:15:58,593 --> 00:16:01,357 - What's with the trunk? - Trunk? Oh, I hired it. 219 00:16:01,463 --> 00:16:03,363 Why? 220 00:16:03,465 --> 00:16:06,491 I'll explain later. Excuse me, darling. Oops. Sorry. There you go. Oops. 221 00:16:06,601 --> 00:16:09,502 Speedy Express. On time or your money back. 222 00:16:09,604 --> 00:16:11,538 - We're here to pick up the steamer trunk. - There you go. 223 00:16:11,639 --> 00:16:13,436 - Oh. - Thank you very much. 224 00:16:13,541 --> 00:16:17,500 - Ah? Yeah. Of course. Go right ahead. Use the phone. 225 00:16:20,949 --> 00:16:23,144 All right, all right.! What is going on around here? 226 00:16:23,251 --> 00:16:26,118 Sounds fun. 227 00:16:26,221 --> 00:16:28,689 But I'm gonna have to charge you extra. 228 00:16:28,790 --> 00:16:31,588 Well- 229 00:16:35,163 --> 00:16:37,859 Uh, can I call you right back? 230 00:16:41,770 --> 00:16:44,705 Well, Bernard, it's, uh, time to fess up, old boy. 231 00:16:44,806 --> 00:16:48,037 - It is? - Oh, come on. Let's not be bashful, old boy. 232 00:16:48,143 --> 00:16:51,977 We're all familiar with the unique, uh, rituals of the fraternity initiation, hmm? 233 00:16:52,080 --> 00:16:53,741 Fraternity initiation? 234 00:16:53,848 --> 00:16:56,612 Oh, honey. We didn't ruin it for you, did we? 235 00:16:56,718 --> 00:17:00,154 No, Mildred. Actually, he still has a good chance of getting this trunk to, uh- 236 00:17:00,255 --> 00:17:02,155 - Santa Barbara. - Right. Santa Barbara. 237 00:17:02,257 --> 00:17:04,157 Okay, chaps. Take it away. There you go. 238 00:17:04,259 --> 00:17:07,251 And you can still get all those things that you got in the scavenger hunt- 239 00:17:07,362 --> 00:17:09,762 the- the Hollywood Boulevard street sign- 240 00:17:09,864 --> 00:17:11,559 The Bob Uecker baseball card. 241 00:17:11,666 --> 00:17:13,395 The, uh, hubcap from the police car. 242 00:17:13,501 --> 00:17:16,197 Yeah. There you go, Laura. Just put that coat around your shoulders. 243 00:17:16,304 --> 00:17:19,535 And you too, Mildred. There you go. Put this little cape around your shoulders. 244 00:17:19,641 --> 00:17:21,541 Don't forget your handbag. There you go. 245 00:17:21,643 --> 00:17:25,670 All right, Miss Holt. Good night. You too, darling. There you go. There's the door. 246 00:17:25,780 --> 00:17:27,839 - Laura, uh, listen. It's very wet outside. - Night. 247 00:17:27,949 --> 00:17:30,315 - Better put the coat on. - Good luck, sweetheart. 248 00:17:30,418 --> 00:17:33,819 I'll take care of him, Mildred. Not to worry about a thing. Good night, Laura. 249 00:17:33,922 --> 00:17:36,857 - See you later. - I don't believe it.! 250 00:17:36,958 --> 00:17:39,927 - We did it! - Mr. Steele, I like your style. 251 00:17:40,028 --> 00:17:45,591 Let's forget the formalities. Who's that gentleman not taking a bath in my bathtub? 252 00:17:49,137 --> 00:17:51,435 Harold Delanian. 253 00:17:53,975 --> 00:17:57,536 The Harold Delanian of Delanian Engineering? 254 00:17:57,645 --> 00:18:00,341 That's the one. See, we kind of found out... 255 00:18:00,448 --> 00:18:04,441 that Delanian was about to let his company be taken over by Milgrim Industries. 256 00:18:04,552 --> 00:18:06,452 - How did you find out? - Harold told me. 257 00:18:06,554 --> 00:18:08,988 - Oh. - So we decided to buy some Delanian Engineering stock. 258 00:18:09,090 --> 00:18:12,389 Yeah. I- I invested all of Clarissa and her partners' savings. 259 00:18:12,494 --> 00:18:16,089 Aunt Mildred invested a large chunk of your money... 260 00:18:16,197 --> 00:18:18,097 and because the deal was so sweet... 261 00:18:18,199 --> 00:18:20,167 I invested funds that I sort of borrowed... 262 00:18:20,268 --> 00:18:22,293 from the student treasury for myself. 263 00:18:22,403 --> 00:18:25,634 I see. At the risk of sounding blunt, you're a lady of the evening, are you not? 264 00:18:25,740 --> 00:18:28,004 We prefer to be called love brokers. 265 00:18:28,109 --> 00:18:31,010 How quaint. Then if you and your partners are love brokers... 266 00:18:31,112 --> 00:18:33,376 - doesn't that make you their, uh- - No, no, no, no. 267 00:18:33,481 --> 00:18:36,109 You see, Clarissa's brother goes to the university. 268 00:18:36,217 --> 00:18:38,310 I started doing Clarissa's taxes. 269 00:18:38,419 --> 00:18:42,321 She liked my work so much that she recommended me to her... associates... 270 00:18:42,423 --> 00:18:45,290 and then I began investing their excess capital. 271 00:18:45,393 --> 00:18:48,794 How interesting. You're quite an enterprising young man, are you not, Bernard? 272 00:18:48,897 --> 00:18:51,991 - Well, I like to keep busy. - You're also a murder suspect. 273 00:18:52,100 --> 00:18:54,034 No. Hey. He didn't plug the guy. 274 00:18:54,135 --> 00:18:56,660 No. Harold and I were doing the cheerleader and football star. 275 00:18:56,771 --> 00:18:59,035 We do it every Thursday afternoon at the same time. 276 00:18:59,140 --> 00:19:01,938 Next thing I know, he's lying on my floor, dead as a doornail. 277 00:19:02,043 --> 00:19:05,137 - Well, obviously the killer knew about the routine. - If Milgrim Industries... 278 00:19:05,246 --> 00:19:08,579 finds out that Delanian's dead before they announce the takeover tomorrow at noon... 279 00:19:08,683 --> 00:19:10,674 the stocks'll plummet, and we'll all lose our shirts. 280 00:19:10,785 --> 00:19:14,721 But if we can just hide the body until after the announcement, we'll be home free. 281 00:19:14,822 --> 00:19:16,722 Will you help us, Mr. Steele? 282 00:19:18,393 --> 00:19:22,329 Please, Mr. Steele. Just 24 little hours. 283 00:19:22,430 --> 00:19:24,421 It's not gonna make any difference to Mr. Delanian. 284 00:19:27,735 --> 00:19:30,203 Just so you know, I'm not doing this for you or your clients. 285 00:19:30,305 --> 00:19:32,705 I'm only doing this to protect your sweet, innocent aunt... 286 00:19:32,807 --> 00:19:35,071 who doesn't want to see her cherished nephew go to prison. 287 00:19:35,176 --> 00:19:37,736 Uh, what are we gonna do with the body? 288 00:19:37,845 --> 00:19:39,813 The body. 289 00:19:42,116 --> 00:19:44,641 Where does one usually deposit dearly departeds? 290 00:19:47,222 --> 00:19:49,122 The morgue. 291 00:19:55,730 --> 00:19:58,096 - Good night, Miss Holt. - Good night, Mildred. 292 00:20:05,373 --> 00:20:07,705 Latin tutor? 293 00:20:07,809 --> 00:20:09,777 And gymnast? 294 00:20:12,046 --> 00:20:16,005 Back to Mr. Steele's, Fred, and I'll pay for the speeding tickets. 295 00:21:09,170 --> 00:21:11,297 Hello? 296 00:21:11,406 --> 00:21:13,306 Clarissa? 297 00:21:13,408 --> 00:21:16,070 Yes. Who's this? 298 00:21:16,177 --> 00:21:18,702 Hi. My name's Bill. 299 00:21:18,813 --> 00:21:22,544 I'm in from San Francisco. My cousin suggested that I call you. 300 00:21:22,650 --> 00:21:24,675 He said you were a real nice girl. 301 00:21:24,786 --> 00:21:28,722 Uh, well, I'm sorry, Bill, but I'm kind of busy right now. 302 00:21:30,191 --> 00:21:32,318 Wait a minute. How did you get this number? 303 00:22:08,329 --> 00:22:10,297 Hello? 304 00:22:12,867 --> 00:22:14,835 Mr. Steele? 305 00:22:21,075 --> 00:22:23,043 Anybody home? 306 00:23:06,020 --> 00:23:09,820 - This is never gonna work. - The Corpse Came C.O.D. 307 00:23:09,924 --> 00:23:12,119 You mean we're gonna try to get money for him? 308 00:23:12,226 --> 00:23:15,127 George Brent, Joan Blondell. Columbia, 1947. 309 00:23:15,229 --> 00:23:18,357 Ayoung woman receives a box of dress goods and a corpse C.O.D. 310 00:23:18,466 --> 00:23:21,401 - Uh-huh. - I'll explain later. Don't worry. 311 00:23:24,539 --> 00:23:26,439 Yeah. What have you got? 312 00:23:26,541 --> 00:23:30,136 Hi. We got another, uh, guest for your hotel, okay? 313 00:23:30,244 --> 00:23:32,337 Hey. Where do you think you're goin'? 314 00:23:34,482 --> 00:23:37,007 Well, he's all yours, buddy. Just take him away, okay? 315 00:23:37,118 --> 00:23:40,781 No, no. He- He's not all mine. Not till the paperwork shows up, he's not mine. 316 00:23:40,888 --> 00:23:44,051 - We're doomed. - Your pal doesn't look so good. 317 00:23:44,158 --> 00:23:47,355 Yeah. What do you expect? He's dead. 318 00:23:47,462 --> 00:23:50,898 That's very funny. I meant your partner, smart guy. 319 00:23:50,998 --> 00:23:54,024 I'm not real good with death. 320 00:23:54,135 --> 00:23:56,968 You picked a hell of an occupation, kid. 321 00:23:57,071 --> 00:23:59,733 Hey, fella. We're very busy. I mean, it's a busy night tonight. 322 00:23:59,841 --> 00:24:02,810 We've got a lot of stiffs out there. They're stacking up like cordwood. 323 00:24:02,910 --> 00:24:05,174 - We'll see you later. All right? - Hey. Wait. Come here. 324 00:24:05,279 --> 00:24:07,144 What are you guys trying to pull here? 325 00:24:07,248 --> 00:24:09,739 Okay. Okay. You caught us. 326 00:24:09,851 --> 00:24:11,751 Bart and me-We knocked this poor sap off. 327 00:24:11,853 --> 00:24:13,844 Bart says, "What are we gonna do with the body?" 328 00:24:13,955 --> 00:24:16,719 I says, "What do you mean, 'What are we gonna do with the body? ' 329 00:24:16,824 --> 00:24:20,089 What do you think you do with a body? You take the body to the morgue. That's what. " 330 00:24:20,194 --> 00:24:22,662 No way anyone could catch us there. Right? Right? Right? 331 00:24:22,763 --> 00:24:24,663 Right. 332 00:24:32,039 --> 00:24:34,098 All right. Sign here, funny guy. 333 00:24:34,208 --> 00:24:37,109 I'm gonna list him as a John Doe till the paperwork shows up... 334 00:24:37,211 --> 00:24:39,611 and it had better show up, or you're going to be cordwood. 335 00:24:39,714 --> 00:24:42,547 Understand? 336 00:24:45,419 --> 00:24:47,353 Come on. 337 00:24:54,729 --> 00:24:56,856 Forget your key, Mr. Steele? 338 00:24:57,899 --> 00:24:59,867 Hello, Clarissa. 339 00:24:59,967 --> 00:25:03,061 I thought I'd take the chance that you were free tonight anyway. 340 00:25:07,675 --> 00:25:09,836 I'm very impressed. 341 00:25:09,944 --> 00:25:12,538 You obviously choose your friends very carefully. 342 00:25:12,647 --> 00:25:14,581 Should I consider you a friend? 343 00:25:14,682 --> 00:25:19,210 We can have a good time, or we can have a bad time. 344 00:25:19,320 --> 00:25:22,050 From what I understand, you like to have a real good time. 345 00:25:22,156 --> 00:25:24,317 Where did you hear that? 346 00:25:24,425 --> 00:25:27,019 I told you. My cousin. 347 00:25:27,128 --> 00:25:29,528 He recommended you very highly. 348 00:25:29,630 --> 00:25:34,624 As a matter of fact, I dropped a package off by your front door for him this afternoon. 349 00:25:34,735 --> 00:25:37,226 What package? 350 00:25:37,338 --> 00:25:40,603 You know what package. You have it here somewhere. 351 00:25:40,708 --> 00:25:43,836 - How do you know that I do? - Who else? 352 00:25:45,046 --> 00:25:47,241 I want you to give me the package, Clarissa. 353 00:25:48,749 --> 00:25:50,649 Why should I? 354 00:25:53,354 --> 00:25:55,254 You know what this is? 355 00:25:55,356 --> 00:25:57,824 I have a passing familiarity with it. Yes. 356 00:26:01,395 --> 00:26:04,193 This is so we don't disturb the neighbors. 357 00:26:05,433 --> 00:26:07,492 Awfully considerate of you. 358 00:26:09,303 --> 00:26:11,430 Where's the package, Clarissa? 359 00:26:11,539 --> 00:26:13,632 Hey. Wait a minute. I was only kidding. 360 00:26:13,741 --> 00:26:15,709 I- I don't have any package. 361 00:26:18,446 --> 00:26:21,006 - Wrong answer. - W-W- 362 00:26:21,115 --> 00:26:25,108 You don't seriously think that I- I would have the package here, do you? 363 00:26:25,219 --> 00:26:28,382 - Where then? - I'll show you. 364 00:26:28,489 --> 00:26:31,049 You're a real smart girl, Clarissa. 365 00:26:31,158 --> 00:26:33,649 Not from where I'm standing. 366 00:26:49,176 --> 00:26:53,044 - Which way? - Turn left. 367 00:26:57,051 --> 00:26:59,019 You ever been to the Caribbean? 368 00:26:59,120 --> 00:27:00,553 Uh-uh. 369 00:27:02,790 --> 00:27:06,157 Oh, you really should try to go if you ever get the chance. 370 00:27:06,260 --> 00:27:08,353 It's so peaceful and beautiful. 371 00:27:22,176 --> 00:27:25,270 And don't even think about it. 372 00:27:28,683 --> 00:27:30,878 That's one of the nice things about this job. 373 00:27:30,985 --> 00:27:32,885 You get to travel a lot. 374 00:27:38,793 --> 00:27:43,025 The hard part is that you can't let your emotions interfere with your work. 375 00:27:43,130 --> 00:27:45,030 It's a lot like a doctor. 376 00:27:45,132 --> 00:27:48,397 I mean, if a doctor let it get to him every time he lost a patient- 377 00:27:48,502 --> 00:27:50,402 he'd be a basket case. 378 00:27:50,504 --> 00:27:52,802 You just can't let it get to ya. 379 00:27:54,975 --> 00:27:57,739 The key to it is to look at it as a job. 380 00:27:57,845 --> 00:27:59,574 No more, no less. 381 00:27:59,680 --> 00:28:01,705 Of course, there are some risks. 382 00:28:36,884 --> 00:28:39,409 Mr. Steele. 383 00:28:41,489 --> 00:28:45,016 Clarissa. What are you doing down here? 384 00:28:46,794 --> 00:28:48,955 I know it's silly, but I was scared... 385 00:28:49,063 --> 00:28:51,463 and I didn't know what else to do or where to go. 386 00:28:51,565 --> 00:28:53,590 Yes. Well, uh, no need to feel ashamed. 387 00:28:53,701 --> 00:28:56,534 Uh, given the same situation, uh- 388 00:28:56,637 --> 00:28:58,969 Um- 389 00:28:59,073 --> 00:29:01,473 I would have done the same thing. 390 00:29:01,575 --> 00:29:03,634 Would you like a cup of tea? 391 00:29:07,281 --> 00:29:09,681 Thanks. 392 00:29:13,587 --> 00:29:15,487 Yes. Well, it's, uh- 393 00:29:15,589 --> 00:29:19,685 It's been a very long evening, hasn't it, for both of us. 394 00:29:19,794 --> 00:29:23,525 I, uh- I think we could both do with a good night's sleep. 395 00:29:26,267 --> 00:29:29,031 Uh, I'll get a- I'll get a blanket for the couch. 396 00:29:30,137 --> 00:29:32,298 You can- You can use my bed. 397 00:29:45,619 --> 00:29:47,519 Good night. 398 00:29:47,621 --> 00:29:49,213 I don't get it. 399 00:29:52,927 --> 00:29:55,657 I have trouble keeping most men out of the bedroom. 400 00:29:55,763 --> 00:30:00,029 Well, uh, tempting though it may be at the moment, Clarissa... 401 00:30:00,134 --> 00:30:03,365 I rather like to think I have my sights set on other shores. 402 00:30:03,470 --> 00:30:04,903 Gotcha. 403 00:30:05,005 --> 00:30:08,338 And I'm not going to ask that age-old question- 404 00:30:08,442 --> 00:30:11,275 What's a nice girl like you doing in a profession like this? 405 00:30:11,378 --> 00:30:13,437 That's a relief. 406 00:30:13,547 --> 00:30:16,380 Hmm. Good night. 407 00:30:16,483 --> 00:30:18,451 Night. 408 00:30:32,066 --> 00:30:34,660 Oh, boy. Oh, boy. 409 00:30:36,203 --> 00:30:39,001 Oh. Hello, Laura. 410 00:30:39,106 --> 00:30:42,803 I'm sure there's a perfectly good explanation... 411 00:30:42,910 --> 00:30:46,073 for why I was taken at gunpoint from this room... 412 00:30:46,180 --> 00:30:48,910 by a man who does that sort of thing for a living... 413 00:30:49,016 --> 00:30:52,315 who mistook me for Bernard's Latin tutor, Clarissa... 414 00:30:52,419 --> 00:30:56,788 who isn't really a Latin tutor, unless this particular Latin tutor moonlights as a- 415 00:30:56,891 --> 00:30:57,954 Hi. 416 00:30:57,989 --> 00:30:59,018 Hi. 417 00:30:59,126 --> 00:31:02,220 Uh- 418 00:31:02,329 --> 00:31:05,264 Now, Laura, before you go blowing this whole thing out of proportion- 419 00:31:05,366 --> 00:31:07,459 Blow this out of proportion? 420 00:31:07,568 --> 00:31:10,264 I came here to find out what was going on behind my back... 421 00:31:10,371 --> 00:31:12,805 and I barely escaped with my life. 422 00:31:12,907 --> 00:31:17,310 Now I find this gymnast here waltzing out of your bedroom with your pajamas on. 423 00:31:17,411 --> 00:31:20,642 How could anybody possibly blow this out of proportion? 424 00:31:20,748 --> 00:31:24,741 Laura, you're entitled to an explanation, and an explanation you shall get. 425 00:31:24,852 --> 00:31:26,979 Believe me. Uh- 426 00:31:28,022 --> 00:31:31,014 Okay. It all started with Bernard. 427 00:31:33,894 --> 00:31:35,794 Bernard. 428 00:31:35,896 --> 00:31:37,887 What's the matter, honey? Huh? 429 00:31:39,133 --> 00:31:41,033 Can't you sleep? 430 00:31:42,169 --> 00:31:44,194 I guess I've just got a lot on my mind. 431 00:31:44,305 --> 00:31:47,001 Oh. I know what that's like. 432 00:31:47,107 --> 00:31:49,075 - You do? - Mm-hmm. 433 00:31:50,611 --> 00:31:53,512 You're in so deep you feel like you're drowning. 434 00:31:53,614 --> 00:31:56,139 There's not even so much as a straw to hang on to. 435 00:31:56,250 --> 00:31:58,878 Are you trying to tell me something? 436 00:31:59,920 --> 00:32:01,820 Well... 437 00:32:01,922 --> 00:32:05,449 whatever you're going through, honey, it could be worse. 438 00:32:05,559 --> 00:32:08,221 Look at me. 439 00:32:08,329 --> 00:32:11,958 You never really did know your Uncle Walter, did you? 440 00:32:12,066 --> 00:32:14,000 Lucky you. 441 00:32:14,101 --> 00:32:16,228 Wish I could say the same. 442 00:32:17,738 --> 00:32:20,434 But you make your bed and you lie in it. 443 00:32:21,775 --> 00:32:23,766 Nine years of lying. 444 00:32:25,612 --> 00:32:30,106 And your mother and I were never the closest of sisters. 445 00:32:31,752 --> 00:32:33,720 But there's always a silver lining. 446 00:32:33,821 --> 00:32:35,413 There is? 447 00:32:35,522 --> 00:32:38,013 Mm-hmm. Do you know what mine was? 448 00:32:38,125 --> 00:32:41,185 - Uh-uh. - You. 449 00:32:41,295 --> 00:32:44,128 Me? 450 00:32:44,231 --> 00:32:47,462 I couldn't have kids, and bam, your mother had you. 451 00:32:47,568 --> 00:32:50,867 I guess I was a teensy-weensy little bit jealous. 452 00:32:50,971 --> 00:32:53,838 Well, don't be. I'm no prize. 453 00:32:56,610 --> 00:32:58,544 Watching you grow up... 454 00:32:59,713 --> 00:33:03,205 seeing you turn from a cute little kid... 455 00:33:03,317 --> 00:33:05,285 into a fine, upstanding young man- 456 00:33:05,386 --> 00:33:07,183 Well, Bernard... 457 00:33:07,287 --> 00:33:10,450 I'm as proud of you as if you were my own. 458 00:33:13,961 --> 00:33:16,589 Want a bite? Hmm? 459 00:33:23,804 --> 00:33:25,772 Don't stay up too late. 460 00:33:30,544 --> 00:33:33,069 I was already an unwitting accessory after the fact. 461 00:33:33,180 --> 00:33:36,547 I saw no point- no point whatsoever in getting you incriminated as well. 462 00:33:36,650 --> 00:33:39,744 - It's as simple as that. - But it's not all Bernard's fault. 463 00:33:39,853 --> 00:33:41,753 Well, that very well may be... 464 00:33:41,855 --> 00:33:44,323 but there's a professional killer lurking out there somewhere... 465 00:33:44,425 --> 00:33:47,724 and he's more than willing to kill again to get his package back. 466 00:33:47,828 --> 00:33:51,662 But why would he go to such extremes to get Harold if he knows that he shot him already? 467 00:33:51,765 --> 00:33:54,427 Well, obviously he wasn't satisfied with simply killing Delanian. 468 00:33:54,535 --> 00:33:56,594 He also wanted it known that Delanian was dead. 469 00:33:56,703 --> 00:34:02,403 Based on that, I think it's fair to assume that their motive was to stop the takeover. 470 00:34:02,509 --> 00:34:04,773 Delanian's death was the means to that end. 471 00:34:04,878 --> 00:34:07,676 No doubt the killer will keep trying to find the body until the announcement. 472 00:34:07,781 --> 00:34:09,612 Are you saying he'll still be after me? 473 00:34:09,716 --> 00:34:12,412 - Huh. - Well... 474 00:34:12,519 --> 00:34:16,649 we can't very well just sit around waiting for the ax to fall. 475 00:34:16,757 --> 00:34:19,954 There's gotta be some way to flush the killer out. 476 00:34:24,531 --> 00:34:27,193 What's wrong? I don't like the way you're looking at me. 477 00:34:29,803 --> 00:34:33,000 This is by far the most ill-gotten, ill-conceived... 478 00:34:33,107 --> 00:34:35,098 illogical idea you've ever come up with. 479 00:34:35,209 --> 00:34:38,007 Oh, would you stop yapping so I can fix this mustache? 480 00:34:38,112 --> 00:34:40,808 How do you possibly expect anyone to mistake me for Delanian? 481 00:34:40,914 --> 00:34:42,814 - Oh. - Never mind the fact that he's dead. 482 00:34:42,916 --> 00:34:44,816 Well, the killer can't find the body, right? 483 00:34:44,918 --> 00:34:47,648 If we create the illusion that Delanian is still alive- 484 00:34:47,754 --> 00:34:52,521 Oh, yes. A professional assassin will be pointing a loaded. 38 at me. Wonderful. 485 00:34:52,626 --> 00:34:55,356 Every plan has a flaw, Mr. Steele. 486 00:34:55,462 --> 00:34:58,693 Now, these are some of the things that Delanian left at Clarissa's. 487 00:34:58,799 --> 00:35:01,461 Ah! Ah! They may come in handy. 488 00:35:03,170 --> 00:35:06,162 Good afternoon, ladies and gentlemen of the press. 489 00:35:06,273 --> 00:35:09,868 For the last 25 years, Delanian Engineering- 490 00:35:11,745 --> 00:35:14,805 What will you be doing while I'm playing sitting duck for a torpedo? 491 00:35:14,915 --> 00:35:18,146 Baiting the waters. Whoever wanted to stop the takeover... 492 00:35:18,252 --> 00:35:22,211 is most likely from either Delanian's company or Milgrim Industries. 493 00:35:22,322 --> 00:35:27,555 While you're checking in, I'll spread the good news that Mr. Delanian is alive and well. 494 00:35:33,901 --> 00:35:37,132 Please! Everyone, I don't know where Mr. Delanian is. 495 00:35:37,237 --> 00:35:39,831 Mr. Delanian will not be available today. 496 00:35:39,940 --> 00:35:42,431 - Who are you? - My name is Laura Holt. 497 00:35:42,543 --> 00:35:44,443 I'm a private investigator. 498 00:35:44,545 --> 00:35:48,845 Mr. Delanian hired me to protect him until he makes an important announcement at noon today. 499 00:35:48,949 --> 00:35:51,349 If you need to contact him for any reason... 500 00:35:51,451 --> 00:35:55,148 he can be reached at the Hotel Belvedere. 501 00:35:58,492 --> 00:36:00,858 Delanian's alive? How can that be? W- 502 00:36:04,331 --> 00:36:06,265 - Myrtle. Myrtle, did you hear that- - Shh! Shh! 503 00:36:06,366 --> 00:36:09,802 - Yeah, but- - Shh! There's only one explanation for it. 504 00:36:09,903 --> 00:36:11,803 He bought off Silver. 505 00:36:11,905 --> 00:36:16,467 That means Delanian knows about us. Myrtle, what are we going to do? 506 00:36:16,577 --> 00:36:19,671 You want something done right, you gotta do it yourself. 507 00:36:19,780 --> 00:36:22,647 Are you crazy? We don't even have a gun. 508 00:36:22,749 --> 00:36:25,741 So? We find a shady pawnshop... 509 00:36:25,852 --> 00:36:29,447 use a fake I.D. and buy a gun that makes holes- 510 00:36:29,556 --> 00:36:33,549 big holes- and we take care of Delanian ourselves. 511 00:36:48,508 --> 00:36:51,409 I called earlier about a suite. The name's Delanian. 512 00:36:51,511 --> 00:36:53,479 As in Harold Delanian? 513 00:36:57,951 --> 00:37:02,547 Uh, I think Mr. Delanian will find this suite more to his liking. 514 00:37:02,656 --> 00:37:04,556 - Thank you. - You're welcome. 515 00:37:17,204 --> 00:37:19,434 - Hello. Jill? - That's me. 516 00:37:20,874 --> 00:37:24,105 - Where did you get your eye? - A little misunderstanding. 517 00:37:24,211 --> 00:37:28,204 Hmm. Well, let's start with some bubbly... 518 00:37:28,315 --> 00:37:31,614 and then we'll see what else we can do to relieve your swelling. 519 00:37:34,521 --> 00:37:38,924 - How do you know Clarissa? - Oh, a mutual friend recommended her. 520 00:37:39,026 --> 00:37:42,484 Actually, I was sort of hoping that the three of us could have a party. 521 00:37:42,596 --> 00:37:44,621 That sounds wicked. 522 00:37:48,201 --> 00:37:52,365 I also made sure Mr. Delanian was paged just like you told me, Mr. Steele. 523 00:37:52,472 --> 00:37:56,374 Excellent work, Clarissa. Excellent work. 524 00:37:56,476 --> 00:37:59,570 If Miss Holt's plan works, I should be dead by lunchtime. 525 00:38:03,483 --> 00:38:05,815 Good Lord. Not another emergency. 526 00:38:07,321 --> 00:38:10,085 I'll take care of it. 527 00:38:10,190 --> 00:38:12,090 Cheer up, Bernard. 528 00:38:12,192 --> 00:38:14,990 You're not the one wearing the mustache, mate. Hmm? 529 00:38:15,095 --> 00:38:16,995 Hi, Jill. What's up? 530 00:38:18,565 --> 00:38:22,001 I can't. I'll probably be here at the Belvedere till after noon. 531 00:38:23,036 --> 00:38:25,163 I'm sure. Sorry. 532 00:38:25,272 --> 00:38:27,672 The Belvedere, you say? 533 00:38:29,276 --> 00:38:31,608 I've got an idea. 534 00:38:31,712 --> 00:38:35,705 Why don't you get the bubble bath started, and I'll go retrieve some more champagne. 535 00:38:35,816 --> 00:38:37,408 A little bubbly with the bubbly? 536 00:39:00,540 --> 00:39:02,440 Sorry! Sorry! 537 00:39:02,542 --> 00:39:05,568 - Wait a minute! - Sorry! This elevator is full. 538 00:39:05,679 --> 00:39:07,772 What do you think we're waiting for? 539 00:39:13,553 --> 00:39:17,751 Myrtle, I'm sorry. I- I can't go through with this. There's no way. I just can't do it. 540 00:39:17,858 --> 00:39:21,487 - You spineless fool! - Myrtle, I- 541 00:39:21,595 --> 00:39:25,463 Have you forgotten how that rat Delanian plans to sell the company we built? 542 00:39:25,565 --> 00:39:26,930 - But if I- - And bargain away... 543 00:39:27,033 --> 00:39:28,830 our hard-earned pensions in the process? 544 00:39:28,935 --> 00:39:31,301 - Myrtle, please- - Twenty-five years... 545 00:39:31,405 --> 00:39:35,341 and he expects us to start at ground level again- at our age. 546 00:39:35,442 --> 00:39:38,468 If we let that takeover happen, we are dust! 547 00:39:38,578 --> 00:39:41,604 The man deserves what's coming to him. 548 00:39:41,715 --> 00:39:44,775 If you don't have the guts to do it, I will. 549 00:39:44,885 --> 00:39:47,513 No, no. 550 00:39:47,621 --> 00:39:49,589 I'll do it. Yeah. 551 00:40:25,892 --> 00:40:28,360 Got a light on Maggie? 552 00:40:28,462 --> 00:40:30,692 Mr. Delanian, KBEX News. 553 00:40:30,797 --> 00:40:35,029 We're here for that exclusive you promised us on the rumored takeover. 554 00:40:37,137 --> 00:40:40,766 It appears Miss Holt has gone a trifle overboard in her zeal to bait the waters. 555 00:40:40,874 --> 00:40:42,774 - I called the press. - What? 556 00:40:42,876 --> 00:40:45,743 - You did? Bernard, why? - Mr. Delanian. 557 00:40:45,846 --> 00:40:47,905 Because all of this is my fault. 558 00:40:48,014 --> 00:40:50,710 I feel bad that both you and Mr. Steele are in danger. 559 00:40:50,817 --> 00:40:53,183 I'm just gonna confess and get everything out in the open. 560 00:40:53,286 --> 00:40:56,153 - I'll find a way to pay everybody back. I promise. - Wait, wait, wait. 561 00:40:56,256 --> 00:40:58,850 Mr. Delanian, we know you're in there. 562 00:40:58,959 --> 00:41:00,893 You called us, remember? 563 00:41:00,994 --> 00:41:04,191 It's not your fault Harold was murdered, Bernard. You know that. 564 00:41:04,297 --> 00:41:07,425 We can't turn back now. I mean, if the press find out, they'll nail our hides. 565 00:41:07,534 --> 00:41:10,196 Besides, convincing them isn't gonna necessarily convince the killer. 566 00:41:10,303 --> 00:41:13,067 He's right, Bernard. In for a penny, in for a pound. 567 00:41:13,173 --> 00:41:15,607 Ah. Yeah. 568 00:41:17,244 --> 00:41:19,269 What suite is Harold Delanian in? 569 00:41:19,379 --> 00:41:21,813 - 2450. - 2450. 570 00:41:31,458 --> 00:41:34,120 You left without saying good-bye, Clarissa. 571 00:41:39,232 --> 00:41:41,598 Mr. Delanian. 572 00:41:45,071 --> 00:41:47,301 Clarissa, stall. 573 00:41:47,407 --> 00:41:51,104 Bernard, call security and have them removed now. 574 00:41:52,646 --> 00:41:55,240 Come on, Mr. Delanian. If we go back empty-handed... 575 00:41:55,348 --> 00:41:57,248 it won't look good for your company. 576 00:41:57,350 --> 00:42:00,046 Uh, just a minute. He'll be right with you. 577 00:42:07,193 --> 00:42:10,219 Good afternoon, ladies and gentlemen of the press. 578 00:42:10,330 --> 00:42:12,662 "Good afternoon"? 579 00:42:12,766 --> 00:42:15,462 Mr. Delanian, are you coming out? 580 00:42:18,872 --> 00:42:20,772 No. 581 00:42:20,874 --> 00:42:24,139 Mr. Delanian, what do you have to say about the takeover rumors? 582 00:42:32,552 --> 00:42:34,452 No comment. 583 00:42:34,554 --> 00:42:36,954 That was an awfully long wait... 584 00:42:37,057 --> 00:42:40,959 for a "no comment," Mr. Delanian. 585 00:42:41,061 --> 00:42:44,519 Could you at least tell us how you feel about Milgrim Industries? 586 00:42:51,705 --> 00:42:53,673 I hate them all. 587 00:42:53,773 --> 00:42:56,765 Can we quote you on that, Mr. Delanian? 588 00:42:56,876 --> 00:42:58,366 Mr. Delanian? 589 00:43:03,316 --> 00:43:05,511 That's all for now. Thank you. 590 00:43:07,487 --> 00:43:09,455 Mr. Delanian. 591 00:43:09,556 --> 00:43:11,456 Come on, folks. Let's clear out. 592 00:43:11,558 --> 00:43:13,890 We have every right to be here. 593 00:43:16,896 --> 00:43:18,955 To the elevators, everybody. 594 00:43:19,065 --> 00:43:21,158 Whatever you say. 595 00:43:23,970 --> 00:43:27,531 - This is police brutality here. - All downstairs. 596 00:43:27,641 --> 00:43:30,337 Discuss it outside. Let's go. 597 00:43:36,082 --> 00:43:38,710 I don't know how Delanian could still be alive. 598 00:43:38,818 --> 00:43:41,844 One thing's for sure. He won't be for long. 599 00:43:43,890 --> 00:43:45,858 Tell him you're here, Clarissa. 600 00:43:53,199 --> 00:43:55,099 I think that's Miss Holt... 601 00:43:55,201 --> 00:43:58,102 but it's supposed to be two long and one short. 602 00:43:58,204 --> 00:44:01,571 - Maybe she forgot. - Or perhaps she's trying to tell us something. 603 00:44:03,176 --> 00:44:05,076 Doesn't seem to be anybody home. 604 00:44:05,178 --> 00:44:07,146 Try again. 605 00:44:14,621 --> 00:44:16,919 All right, everyone. Plan "B." 606 00:44:17,023 --> 00:44:20,117 - Plan "B"? - Stall. 607 00:44:20,226 --> 00:44:22,194 Come on. 608 00:45:00,967 --> 00:45:02,935 Mr. Delanian? 609 00:45:03,036 --> 00:45:05,004 No comment. 610 00:45:13,780 --> 00:45:16,248 Move, and you join Delanian. 611 00:45:16,349 --> 00:45:19,284 Come here. Get up. 612 00:45:19,385 --> 00:45:21,285 I knew I got him. 613 00:45:21,387 --> 00:45:26,256 Forensics will have no trouble matching the bullets from Delanian's body to this gun. 614 00:45:26,359 --> 00:45:29,851 Now all we have to do is take you to the authorities and find out who hired you. 615 00:45:29,963 --> 00:45:33,865 Hold this, Bernard. Let's go. 616 00:46:13,039 --> 00:46:14,939 Well, Mr. Steele... 617 00:46:15,041 --> 00:46:18,033 I think it's safe for you to finally take off that mustache. 618 00:46:18,144 --> 00:46:20,908 Pity, actually. I was beginning to think it quite suited me. 619 00:46:21,014 --> 00:46:24,074 - Don't you agree? - No comment. 620 00:46:29,389 --> 00:46:32,153 Where have you all been? I've been worried sick. 621 00:46:32,258 --> 00:46:35,056 Aunt Mildred, I have a confession to make. 622 00:46:35,161 --> 00:46:38,927 I'm afraid our investment didn't quite come out the way we planned. 623 00:46:39,032 --> 00:46:41,694 - Does that mean we'll lose everything? - Aunt Mildred- 624 00:46:41,801 --> 00:46:44,167 Uh, technically speaking, Mildred, uh... 625 00:46:44,270 --> 00:46:47,034 Bernard has made us a great deal of money. 626 00:46:47,140 --> 00:46:51,236 However, due to the warm, kind, generous person that he is... 627 00:46:51,344 --> 00:46:55,906 he donated all our profits to the university in your name. 628 00:46:56,015 --> 00:46:59,951 Mm-hmm. The Mildred Krebs Endowment for the Advanced Study of Latin. 629 00:47:01,454 --> 00:47:04,014 Oh, you sweetheart! 630 00:47:05,625 --> 00:47:08,025 Your nephew's certainly something special. 631 00:47:08,127 --> 00:47:10,118 Didn't I tell you? Huh? 632 00:47:10,230 --> 00:47:13,961 Miss- Miss Holt, could I have a word with you just a second? Uh- 633 00:47:14,067 --> 00:47:17,730 Now, uh, where were we? 634 00:47:17,837 --> 00:47:20,135 Ah, yes. Uh, I understand. 635 00:47:20,240 --> 00:47:23,038 I believe there's a- a quaint little island just offshore... 636 00:47:23,142 --> 00:47:25,167 where they've never heard of paperwork or Latin. 637 00:47:25,278 --> 00:47:27,269 Uh, Catalina, I believe it's called. 638 00:47:27,380 --> 00:47:30,315 Oh, Mr. Steele. I like your style. 639 00:47:30,416 --> 00:47:32,316 Oh, thank you. There you go. 640 00:47:32,366 --> 00:47:36,916 Repair and Synchronization by Easy Subtitles Synchronizer 1.0.0.0